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Feb 29th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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heychristiann asked: Haha something like that, actually. Except the talent we all know Im perfect

Feb 23rd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 18th

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justusninjas: imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up

Feb 17th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 9th

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jpierrepontcriss: you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”? actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams

Feb 9th

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Well

I’m kinda seriously pissed off right now.

Jan 27th

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Jan 21st

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Jan 19th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 13th

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apriki: oh my god this is cracking my shit up so much rn i can’t HEY Y’ALL I’M A BAD GUY BUT I’M NOT GONNA KILL ANYONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS JESUS MY UNINHIBITED LUST FOR POWER AND DEATH DOESN’T EXTEND TO DAYS OF CELEBRATION WHO DO YOU THINK I AM SOME KIND OF MATRICIDAL MONSTER I’M HURT GUYS HURT THE KLAUSINATOR IS GONNA NEED SOME TIME TO PROCESS THIS This so much

Jan 13th

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heychristiann: UGH there’s a MONSTER in my bathroom and it wedged its way into a weird crevice so I can’t smash it to death with my swiffer from the safety of my bedroom AND I DONT HAVE BUGSPRAY MY LIFE IS SO HARD UGH. http://hiramvh.tumblr.com/post/15601655839/funniest-shit-ever Christian is this you? I think I found a video of you this is so weird.

Jan 11th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 7th

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“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion. She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.” American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever...

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